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The Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park wants your theatergoing experience to be as enjoyable as possible. Following is a list of content within The Clean House that may be of concern to some members of our audience. Please understand that some information may give away surprises within the story. The information is provided to help you make informed decisions. Keep in mind, however, that the language and themes outlined below, taken out of context, may seem more offensive than they would be within the context of the actual play. This information will continue to be updated until the opening of the show to address any changes that may occur throughout the rehearsal process. Please check back often.

Summary

The Clean House is suitable for adult and most teenage audiences. It contains mature themes and some adult language.

Synopsis
 

Matilde is a young Brazilian woman who has been hired as the live-in maid to Lane, a high-powered doctor. The problem is that cleaning makes Matilde sad. The daughter of the “funniest people in Brazil” whose mother literally died laughing, Matilde yearns to tell jokes instead. She longs to discover the perfect joke, but fears that, when she does, it will kill her.

Lane, however, just wants her house cleaned, but she feels uncomfortable giving Matilde orders. Fortunately for Matilde, Lane’s sister Virginia lives to clean and sees the work as a way to guarantee progress in life. She offers Matilde a proposition: With her own home already tidy by 3:00p.m. each day, she’ll come and clean her sister’s home before Lane returns from work. Virginia will feel more fulfilled, and Matilde can spend the extra time finding her joke.

The deal seems to be working perfectly, until, one day, Virginia and Matilde find evidence that Lane’s perfect life is not as tidy as it seems. This is confirmed when Lane shares the news that her husband Charles, a surgeon, has fallen in love with one of his mastectomy patients and is planning to leave her.

To make matters worse, Lane also discovers that Virginia has been cleaning the house instead of Matilde, and she fires her maid. At the same time, Charles shows up at the front door of their home with his new love. He believes the woman, Ana, is his soul mate, and he wants them all to get to know each other. Of course, Lane balks at the idea. Meanwhile Ana, who is Argentinian, invites Matilde to come work for them. Despite having dismissed her, Lane decides she wants Matilde to stay. Matilde offers to split her time between the two houses.

Matilde is happy with the new arrangement, but she soon tells Lane and Virginia that Ana’s cancer has returned. Ana is refusing to go to the hospital for treatment. Desperate to save her, Charles embarks on a trip to Alaska in search of a yew tree, which is known for its healing properties.

The surprising relationships that follow send everyone reeling. This humorous and moving new play is about laughter we don’t understand, events we can’t control, houses we can’t keep tidy and the power of the perfect joke.

Adult Language
 

The Clean House contains the use of some strong adult language. This includes the colloquial use of variations of the word “f**k” as an oath or an adjective (three times), “dam*” or “goddam*” (once), “hell” (once), “sh*t” (three times), “b**ch” (once) and a few expressions invoking God’s name (“Oh God” or “My God”).

Violence
 

One character throws a jar at another.

Drugs/Alcohol/Smoking
 

Cigarettes may be smoked briefly onstage. One character has an alcoholic drink in the play.

Sexual References/Nudity
  One character has an adulterous affair. A man and woman kiss “wildly” onstage, and the man unbuttons the woman’s blouse to kiss her breast and torso.
Other Mature Themes
 

One character is suffering from a terminal illness, a fact which is handled with great sensitivity.

Running Time
 

The Clean House runs approximately 2 hours and 5 minutes, including one 20-minute intermission.